My Thoughts

I like it when people have a sense of humor, even if its on the more morbid end of things

Look what i made when I was bored

Yes I have lot’s of free time!

Btw I just had the realization that the french happened to be the most popular game hunters during the fur trade, which ironically kinda fits in with their stereotype of being hairy people (picture related^)  even though the stereotype grew several of hundred years later…….who cares, enjoy what I made >=I

Being a History Major

Europe 1,000 A.D. to today

This video just blew my mind

http://www.wimp.com/presentday/

Body image

When ever I look at facebook, theres usually a good chance you’ll come across this photo.

With the usualLike if you think she isbeautiful!<3

The funny thing is the first thing I did before I even read the text was

But it wasn’t until I read what the top of the image said and who specifically liked it that I began to feel a Manny-rant beginning to form.

You see the majority of the people who shared the image tended to  be people who from my knowledge ever dated a “bigger girl” and in fact only dated “average” to fit people. To further add to the situation I have even seen these people turn down girls with these physiques for the sake if going out with the more popular/fit girl.

Then to add more inner dialogue, I began asking myself “Why does this post even exists?” because let’s face it, a good portion of women are “bigger” in size, due to the fact that the fashion industry has made it this way, making their models “average” (eye roll until they fall out of their sockets). Plus who doesn’t like a little more cushion for the pushin or more to love as they say?

Anyways, this was just an excuse for me to put a sexy lady and dat ass up all in one post while ranting ;D but yes in all seriousness I’m srs face

So yeah….

So Krista’s parents told me I need to get a job quick or else I’m getting  kicked out.

I’m going to be a stripper

Jesus was an Anarchist-Punk Rocker

Bold claim right?

Sounds like an Anarchist to me, plus he must have loved punk music, just look at him mosh at the local market! (music included to help the visuals)

(open another window while enjoying Jesus moshing) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ogx0ZcjZCHQ&feature=related

Jesus skanking and in general moshing plus there was even chicks flashing and rocking out with her kids! Talk about Jesus being a party animal!

“Who you calling drunk? Just beeecause I caaaan make water IN-to wine doesn’t mean IIIIII’m Drunk! you facial hair less excuse of a MAAAN!”

Jesus skanking in the pit (better view)

“Put the birds next to the amp, trust me this is a good idea!”

Finally here’s Jesus talking about how last nights show was so awesome before the Roman Guards raided it. Notice the people around him don’t approve and think he should chill.

Just in case if no one noticed, I’m really bored.

Just a simple note to terrorists

Anything involving your underwear will cause suspicion, especially if you go through an airport. Seriously! Plus do didn’t you see what happened to the other guy? 

“HAHA dude you’re the underwear bomber? Just so you know, you’re going to die a virgin and never see those 40 some virgins as well.”

As if this new guy was like, “I’ll show those infidels to fear my CHONIES!”

Presentation on Wednesday

So, today a group went up to present their essays and I realized how easy it was.

I’m gonna Ace that shit! (or get a C because Doell doesn’t like the fact that I told him that Apple products create the most E-waste)

Reblog if your dick hits you in the face when you run.

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just to add to the massive amounts of ‘my dick is so big’ posts that I make